Ok, so I finally remembered to check on the status of the word I submitted to Urban Dictionary and it’s there, check it out:
While I was there, I decided kill some time and browse some word-of-the-day posts, and for your enjoyment, I bring you some of my favorites… and I’ll even write a little fiction to spice it up for you: (Work with me here, I’m a computer nerd, not a writer)
So, the day started off like any other… while reverse telecommuting at the widget factory, a co-worker stumbled up and starts trying to be a backseat surfer for all these clubs to go check out. Me and my stupid mouth mention that I’d rather be at the club, than checking out it’s website, and the next think you know he won’t leave me alone until I agree to go hit up the clubs with him that night. Next thing you know, I’m chatting up this totty and her lesbi-friend, and closing the deal. By this point, my co-worker is busy clicking teeth some chick, and I don’t want to be an ice-maker so it’s a good thing did a California carpool. So we get to her place, and her friend goes into the other room, she tells me about how much she likes choreplay as her friend walks in wearing a Maid outfit. So after all is said in done, I get caught mid premature evacuation, at first I start blame it on the ol’ awkward arm issue, but she’s not buying it so I give her the old song and dance about just being friends.
That’s the story, if you enjoyed the words give me a wi-five and/or leave a comment.
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